What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is crossdressing being a transvestite?

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I am still studying engineering. I feel worried being an average student. Can I get a good job in placement, buy a house, and a car? I don't know why I feel this.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.